Saturday, November 11, 2006

Give Blood

A couple were in a bad accident.

The woman was badly injured, and the man donated some of his blood to the woman and it saved her life.

A few years later they split up and the man, in his fury, shouted at her, "And to think I gave blood so you could live."

Quick as a flash the woman ripped out her tampon and said, "Here you are you selfish bastard, I'll pay you back monthly!"

With thanks to The Cappuccino Kid for this one


merapuman said...

Shits happen

Kim Ayres said...

On a daily basis, I find...