TAOISM:
Shit Happens.
BUDDHISM:
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
HINDUISM:
This shit has happened before.
ISLAM:
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLICISM:
Shit happens because you deserve it.
JUDAISM:
Why does this shit always happen to us?
2 comments:
Two D's in Buddhism. ;)
Jesus you're pedantic.
It has been changed. Is your ladyship happy now?
You criticise my spelling, but you still haven't linked to me!
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