Friday, November 11, 2005

Astrological light-bulb changing

How many members of your star sign does it take to change a light bulb?

ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?


SafeTinspector said...

This sort of PC bigotry is silly. Use ratial epithets, it'll make more sense to us horoscope ignorant pig-dogs.

Kim Ayres said...

Ratial? Not sure what you mean SafeT.

SafeTinspector said...

Ah, my spelling fayls mee!
'racial' was the intended word.

Kim Ayres said...

Well, if you have a "how many Canadians/ French / Italians etc does it take to change a lightbulb?" then by all means, send it through!

Tynna said...

hehehhehe...this is all so true if you know the stars.I'm Leo btw..:p