A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
Then she pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
9 comments:
hahaha...I didn't see that coming!
Me neither. Very good jokey.
ha ha bloody hell blondes again! making an appointment at the hairdressers! got to dye me hair now!
I tried the color red once. Strawberry blonde, actually. Went dark ash once too - and didn't come out of my bedroom for a weekend because I was depressed. It looked like drab brown. I have been blonde all of my life except for those two forays into different colors. I concluded, blondes have more fun. The jokes are just from jealousy rearing it's ugly green head.
ooooh, not sure!
Nice. Like what lost said, I didn't see that one coming!
This is one of my favourite Blonde jokes.
Jupiter's Girl - clearly you are a woman of intelligence, depth and insight - the exception that proves the rule :)
You are too kind, Jokemail. I'd like to think I have some intelligence going for me, but then I could be just a deluded blonde. Not sure.
I like to tell this joke. It is perfect for acting out.
hahahahaha!! Didnt see that coming either!! Good stuff!!
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