He said - I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said - You wear pants don't you?
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room - "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it - " I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
9 comments:
i still haven't worked out your gender! no offence, cos it don't matter as long as the funnies continue. just when i think i am certain you are male, up pop the enti guy jokes.
help me out here!
funny ones today, was hoping for more catchphrase. too much of a good thing?
*anti guy!
Yeah, what is it with men and changing the toilet paper rolls?
These were cute.
I have a request.
I use a feedreader to read blogs and right now your site only shows the first 50 words of the post. I have to open a new window to read the rest. Although that isn't the most inconvenient thing in the world, I'd appreciate it very much if you can change the setting.
Thankyou.
Cappy - Let's keep a bit of mystery about it. If you're unsure about my gender, sexual preference, colour or religion then it makes flirting with me all the more fun ;)
JG - it's that whole multi-tasking thing that female brain types are so much better at.
Nitin - when google ads allow me to insert the ads into the feeds then I'll switch back. I don't make a great deal out of them (about $16 over the past year at last count) but I live in hope :)
yep never met a bloke yet who changes the loo roll, god what do all the single guys do when it runs out, i know bet they wait for their mums to come round lol
i like these 2
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
it juz gets better.. hahaha
you really think i am going to flirt and run the risk of finding out you are a bloke? (which is something i strongly suspect) i would never hear the end of it!
do not forget i work with a couple of your readers and that is too much of a risk to take!
keep up the good work though. ducky!
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