An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand Euros (Eu.20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
4 comments:
conclusive proof. you can only be male!
or female.
damn, i thought i had this all figured out.
I HATE YOU!
but you funny. damn damn damn.
lol. that's an awesome story/joke/forward. in fact, im gonna send it to all my friends right now.
This is good stuff! Keep up the good work!
I'd love to exchange links with you. You've been linked on The JOKES Blog. Please link back to me as soon as possible (the url is - http://jokingblog.blogspot.com/
Thanks!
I do love this one.
Bizarre Jokester - I'll get right on to the link exchange :)
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