Men are like...

Men are like - Laxatives: They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like - Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like - Vacations: They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like - Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like - Blenders: You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like - Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like - Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like - Department Stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like - Government Bonds: They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like - Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like - Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like - Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like - Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.



Don't worry guys, I've got Blonde Joke lined up for tomorrow