Sunday, December 25, 2005

Getting Into Heaven

This is the last of my Christmas jokes, so I thought I'd time it so that I left my favourite for today...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter replied.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".


the anti-barney said...

Good 'un.Happy Christmas,we are sad
fuckers,are'nt we?

Kim Ayres said...

Happy Christmas to you too, AB.
Sad fuckers indeed.