A young ventriloquist was touring the clubs. One night, while doing a show in a small town in Arkansas, with his dummy on his knee, he started spouting his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stood on her chair and started shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women this way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with his or her worth? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work, and from reaching our full potential as human beings. It's you and your kind who continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize to her, when the blonde yelled, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little smartass sitting on your knee!"
2 comments:
Funny.
I still don't get the cricket ball up the backside joke from yesterday. Can you draw me a picture?
You need to be a bit more knowledgeable about cricket. I'll refer you to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howzat in the hope that it then might make more sense to you. you'll only need to read the 1st couple of paragraphs
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