Thursday, December 29, 2005

The Horse and the Chicken

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then
drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

11 comments:

SafeTinspector said...

I told this joke to my daughter:
A one legged man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender approaches him, and the man asks him to serve him a double-shot of whiskey.
The bartender ignores him in favor of an attractive young lady sitting next to him who orders a "Bay Breese".
The one legged man waits a while and then leaves.

My daughter, age 4, simple said, "That's not a joke daddy, that's just a story."
Everyone is a friggin' critic.

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Binty McShae said...

Safet - Please tell me that your daughter is actually correct in this matter. Otherwise I am truly being thick and missing the point.............

Nobody - everyone here respects (or at least tolerates) criticism, even that laced with abuse, but only when the critic is man or woman enough to be identified, even if only by a web name. If Jokes postings are as below par as you suggest why don't you try your hand... and give him and us the chance to offer some 'constructive' feedback?

WV: pydhna = carnivorous fish with a cold?

the anti-barney said...

Ooh,touchy here,are'nt we.

SafeTinspector said...

binty:Well, there were joke elements laced throughout, but it was a sort of anti-joke.

I find it funny simply from that angle, but I would, I made it up. Ego masturbation, right?

Kim Ayres said...

I know, A-B, I know. But I've made it perfectly clear that I'm not doing anything original here, just putting up old jokes that were sent to me by e-mail. I don't need some arsewipe coming along and telling me she doesn't think it 's worth it. Does she do that with about 20 million other blogs that are a waste of space?

I don't mind a well crafted, amusing insult, but "shouldn't they be in your deleted items folder" is just petty and lame and frankly just makes me bloody annoyed.

Maybe if I'd got that i-pod for Christmas I'd be in a better mood...

Foot Eater said...

Outstanding calibre of jokes over the last few days, Mr Mail.

nobody, my blog is really shit, so by all means come and visit it and try and insult me.

WV: puxsksx? Sounds like a small mouth kissing an anus.

Binty McShae said...

AB, I like the guys and gals I visit, whether I always agree with them or not... but I have no respect for any cunt that logs on purely to shit all over other peoples efforts. I have said the same to that wanker Mick that fucked around on the Emerald Bile site for a while, and would be equally touchy if anyone became tiresome on yours.... we are all good enough at slagging each other off without anonymous cunts joining in!

Binty McShae said...

ps - have a fucking happy new year jokemail....

Kim Ayres said...

Thanks for your support guys, and a happy new year to you too!