Sunday, January 01, 2006

Top 10 Reasons Why E-mail is Like a Penis


Safetinspector sent me a wadge of his joke e-mails a week or two back, so I thought I'd kick start the New Year with one of his:

Top 10 Reasons Why E-mail is Like a Penis

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

4. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

And the #1 reason E-mail is like a penis…

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind.


Kim Ayres said...

Happy New Year to you too JM!

Jupiters Girl said...

What did the cab driver say to the one-legged patron leaving the bar?

You: "what?"

Cab Driver: "hop in."

Happy New Year. I am cooking some black-eyed peas and cabbage - guaranteed to have the gassiest family in town. Way to start the year.

LindyK said...

Way to start off the new year, Jokemail! Cheers!

Foot Eater said...

How about number 11: the longer it is, the more it bores you?

Sorry, that's not brilliant, I know.

Kim Ayres said...

Thank you Kim and LindyK!

Jupiter's girl and foot eater, thanks for the additions!

SafeTinspector said...

Hoo hoo! I forgot about that one.