A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just as soon have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only cost you $150.00?".
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
With thanks to Black Feline for this one
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