Dinner conversation that went wrong

WIFE : "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND : "Definitely not!"

WIFE : "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND : "Of course I do."

WIFE : "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND : "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE : "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND : (makes audible groan).

WIFE : "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND : "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE : "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND : "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE : "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND :"No, she's left-handed."

WIFE : - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND : "Shit."