Saturday, April 29, 2006

Helping an old lady

A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex aids shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildos hhere?

"The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance inhis shop, answered, "Uh, yes ma'am. We do."

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apartasked "D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"

"Well, yes ma-am, we do. We have several that size."

Forming a 5 inch circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny oft-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?"

"Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them are about that big."

"D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"

"Yes ma'am, one of them does."

"W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"

2 comments:

Jupiter's Girl said...

Ha. I thought she had a quivering voice because she was old. I know I think too much about jokes, but where did she get a vibrator from?

Kim Ayres said...

Well, if you really need me to point you to a few online shops or catalogues...