Hail to the Chief

OK, I know this one is several years out of date, but that's the problem with only discovering blogger last year. My joke mail folder goes way back.

There are loads of jokes I've not bothered posting because they were so dated, but I thought this one was still funny enough to put up...


Subject: Hail to the Chief

Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a "get acquainted" tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said; "when I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary during her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been to discover the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, there was a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone."